Monday, 21 February 2022

HELLBENDER (full review at Screen Realm)

Hellbender is an indie horror from directing / writing / acting family Zelda Adams, John Adams and Toby Poser.

Izzy (Zelda Adams) and her mother (Lulu Adams) live in a remote forest some distance from the nearest town. Izzy is home-schooled and, for fun, they play in a band together – Hellbender. Her mother is over-protective, not letting Izzy go to town or school or have any friends. So Izzy spends her days hiking and exploring the large acreage of their property, while her mother runs to town for supplies, forages in the woods… and practices witchcraft.


Saturday, 5 February 2022

DRIVE MY CAR (DORAIBU MAI KÂ) (full review at Screen Realm)

Ryûsuke Hamaguchi’s Drive My Car is a thoughtful and enigmatic character drama, based on a short story by celebrated author Haruki Murakami.

Yûsuke (Hidetoshi Nishijima) is a successful theatre director, married to TV executive Oto (Reika Kirishima), they share a complex, creative relationship together. One afternoon Yûsuke returns home unexpectedly and discovers Oto having an affair with a young actor, Kōji (Masaki Okada), but he does not say word.

Yûsuke loves to drive his car, a red Saab, and run lines on his way to work. Oto records scenes onto cassette for him to play against. It is during one of these rehearsals when Yûsuke is involved in a small accident. Although unharmed, at the hospital Yûsuke learns he has glaucoma and will lose his sight in one eye. Not long after the crash a tragic event disrupts their life forever.

Read the full review at Screen Realm:

https://www.screenrealm.com/drive-my-car-movie-review/

IMDB: Drive My Car

Thursday, 3 February 2022

PALM SPRINGS (full article at The Guardian Australia)

Palm Springs, in the words of Andy Samberg’s character, Nyles, is “one of those infinite time loop situations you might’ve heard about”. Which serves as the baseline for a hugely enjoyable, feel-good romantic comedy that incorporates a compelling science fiction element and a nice bit of existential dread to stop things getting too sentimental.

Nyles and Sarah (Cristin Milioti) meet at a wedding in Palm Springs. After an eventful reception, Sarah follows Nyles into a cave in the desert where she steps into a glowing red light, only to awake once again, on the morning of the ceremony. It becomes clear that an earthquake opened up a fissure in space/time, and in entering the cave the pair became caught in time loop, doomed to repeat the day of the wedding forever.

Read the full article at The Guardian Australia:

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2022/feb/04/palm-springs-feel-good-infinite-time-loop-romcom-serves-side-order-of-existential-dread

IMDB:
Palm Springs

Monday, 31 January 2022

NINJA SHADOW OF A TEAR aka NINJA 2 (full article at The Guardian Australia)

If you’ve blitzed through Cobra Kai and it’s left you hankering for yet more fight-based, 80s throwback drama, consider checking out the work of prolific action movie star Scott Adkins in the truly excellent Ninja Shadow of a Tear (AKA Ninja 2).

Ninja Shadow of a Tear is the weirdly titled sequel to 2009’s rather more simplistic Ninja. But it works well as a self-contained entity, ditching any remaining story threads from the first film within the first 10 minutes so you can comfortably watch them in reverse order and kick your evening off with the better one.

Casey Bowman (Adkins) returns home one night to find his wife Namiko (Mika Hijii) has been brutally slain by an unknown assailant with a unique but deadly weapon. Casey accepts an offer from his friend Nakabara (Kane Kosugi) to stay at his dojo in Bangkok in an attempt to find peace. But Casey’s grief continues to manifest in self-destructive behaviour, losing his temper in a sparring session and drunkenly starting a massive bar fight.

Read the full article at The Guardian Australia:

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2022/jan/31/ninja-shadow-of-a-tear-scott-adkins-kicks-butt-in-enjoyably-knuckleheaded-revenge-rampage

IMDB: Ninja Shadow Of A Tear

Saturday, 1 January 2022

2021 REVIEW


According to Letterboxd I watched 301 movies in 2021, although that figure does include short films and a couple of TV series, which are a bit of a cheat. Nevertheless, it was a lot. Yet I still managed to miss seeing a bunch of things I suspect might’ve made the end of year cut, like The French Dispatch, Spider-Man No Way Home, Coda, Candyman and Licorice Pizza. Anyway, here are my 2021 favourites.

Top 10 Movies of 2021

1. Dune 
Denis Villeneuve’s reverent vision of Frank Herbert’s masterpiece was rich in detail and stunning to look at. It was everything I wanted from an adaptation of my all-time favourite book. 

2. Nine Days
Edson Oda’s otherwordly debut really struck a chord. In asking us to resist the temptation to see only the bad in life, it argues ‘simple pleasures’ are a misnomer because experiencing them is meaningful. Simultaneously uplifting and sad without ever becoming saccharine, it’s a truly unique, engaging and often beautiful existential drama.

3. The Suicide Squad
Although it’s half an hour too long and basically The Expendables with monsters, The Suicide Squad was genuinely funny, gloriously foul and thoroughly enjoyable. A great surprise and I liked it a lot.

4. Pig
Cage Ragers will be disappointed that Pig contains none of the wackiness that might be assumed from its synopsis: a hermit truffle hunter tracks the thieves who stole his pig. Instead, it’s a melancholy indie about a broken man and the unusual world of fine dining. Pig’s slow unfold is very worthwhile and Cage is expertly restrained.

5.  Mad God 
I’m still not entirely sure what to say about Phil Tippet’s inventive, stunning, utterly deranged stop-motion nightmare. An animated atrocity, three decades in the making, consisting of a threadbare plot and an eyeful of wretched, disturbed imagery. Truly, a horror movie in every sense. You have never seen a film like it.

6. The Green Knight
Arthouse medieval fantasy sees Dev Patel off in search of an Arthurian Swamp Thing. I thought this looked fantastic, was kind of pretentious (in a good way) and I dig its big weirdo energy.

7. Love and Monsters
Although a 2020 movie for most of the world, this didn’t see an Australian release until it hit Netflix in April. Love and Monsters’ giant bug apocalypse and great big heart transcended its simple quest plotline, and it was a heck of a lot of fun.

8. You Cannot Kill David Arquette
A little unsure about the release dates for this documentary as it was sent to us for review this year as a digital release but I have a feeling it was already streaming on Stan. Nevertheless, this was a highly entertaining documentary about David Arquette’s return to the wrestling ring and his search for redemption. Proving You Cannot Kill David Arquette… but you can beat him to a bloody pulp!  

9. Kate 
In fairness, I’m sure Kate isn’t ending up in a lot of ‘Best Of’ lists, but I really had a surprisingly good time with this tale of a poisoned assassin racing against the clock to exact bloody revenge. Although it shamelessly steals from bozo-action masterpiece, Crank, I really didn’t care that much because it felt more like homage than theft. Kate is a solid slice of genre revenge / action and frankly, I could watch Mary Elizabeth Winstead kick peoples’ ass all day long.

10.  Don’t Breathe 2
The last half hour of Don’t Breathe 2 is so heroically berserk, that it takes an average home invasion thriller and catapults it into the stratosphere. You can’t help but sit back and tip your hat to a film that suddenly decides to detach itself from any delusions of believability. It’s kind of stupid, but I really enjoyed it.


2021 Vision: favourite first time watches

Possessor (2020)
Andrea Riseborough and Christopher Abbott head up a great cast in this trippy, hyper-violent piece of sci-fi horror. An irresistible concept - corporate assassins ‘possessing’ the innocent in order to carry out hits – and some impressive visuals make Possessor well worth is reputation and, for my money, one of the best horror movies of the 2000s.

Tigers Are Not Afraid [Vuelven] (2017)
Melding fantasy elements with real life horror and a Devil’s Backbone vibe, Tigers Are Not Afraid is part supernatural horror, part drug war drama and I liked it lot. 

Samurai Cop (1991)
I’m always wary of anything that’s been cretinously dubbed ‘so bad it’s good’, but there is so much to unpack in Samurai Cop: spectacular dialogue, bizarre reaction shots, weird ADR / dubbing voices,  double entendres that don’t work,  Robert Z’Dar hiding inside a hospital trolley, some truly inept gun fights,  a weird woollen lion’s head, a foot chase undermined by a neighbourhood dog running along the fence line, a stuntman’s wig falling off, and… finally…  a Gerald Okamura love scene that you cannot ever unsee! Samurai Cop delivers!

Scanner Cop 1 & 2 (1994/1995)
What if you took David Cronenberg’s Scanners and shoehorned it into an action cop movie? The Scanner Cop movies assure us that this is a great idea and you know what? They’re right, because there’s loads of great gore and gloopy practical effects; the best photofit ID scene in cinema history; and in Scanner Cop 2, the villain cranks everything up to eleven, takes a bath in the middle of the movie for no reason! Absolutely bonkers, in all the best ways.

Nemesis (1992)
Sitting somewhere between Hardware, The Terminator and Blade Runner, Nemesis has great practical effects, Brion James doing a terrible German accent and a marvellously po-faced turn from Oliver Gruner. It has a ridiculously vague plot - some data has been stolen! - and it slipped under my radar for years. But it’s a total banger.


Worst of 2020

Willy’s Wonderland works better as an idea, than as a film you actually have to sit down and watch, besides Tammy And The T-Rex already did the whole animatronic gore thing and it was a lot stupider and a lot more fun. 

I really loved Kong Skull Island a hell of a lot, so it was painful to discover how abjectly dreadful Godzilla vs Kong is. There were too many characters, an endless succession of pulled-from-thin-air plot exposition (was it written by a child?) and some unforgivably dull monster fighting. Also I’m no computer expert, but even I know you can’t download a rock!

Monster Hunter did everything wrong: from its terrible console CGI, to putting Ron Perlman in a laughable wig and dragging his dignity through the mud. And that’s before we even ask what the point of having Tony Jaa in your movie is, if all his fight scenes are so close in and edited so tightly that they are completely incomprehensible? Or point out how many better movies Monster Hunter stole its ideas from (hint: it’s loads). 

Friday, 31 December 2021

2021 REVIEW - RECORDS

I didn’t get enough ‘new’ records for a conventional Top Ten this year, so I’ve broken my favourite records of 2021 into three sections. With WitTR’s newest commune-with-mother-nature ambient black metal opus really scratching an itch in the top spot. UN and Bongzilla channelled some big, miserable 2021 doom energy, while Darkthrone’s Eternal Hails was comfortably horrible and a return to form after their kind-of-forgettable last effort. On the synth-y end of things Chvrches continue to be one of my favourite bands and John Carpenter’s third volume of Lost Themes was no disappointment.

On the reissue front, Plazma X’s post-Chicken Bowels metal was spinning constantly for a good while, My Bloody Valentine’s Isn’t Anything lodged in my cranium for months and would not budge and the United Mutation lp on Radio Raheem was a thing of extreme beauty. Singaporean black metallers Xasthur proved to be a pleasantly evil surprise and they get bonus points for featuring their dog in their spooky forest pictures in the insert.

Due to either the pandemic, or the fact I live in my own little world, I was two years late to the party on a bunch of killer records. Blood Incantation and Tomb Mold really knocked my socks off with their cosmic death metal and illegibly green band logos. Could not stop playing either for ages and they helped me through the dull times.

Some honourable mentions must go to a couple of records that I really like, but do not yet own, so can’t really qualify for my list at the moment. Spectral Wound’s A Diabolical Thirst is a nasty, feral slice of raw black metal and I need the lp quite badly (thanks for the tip Flo!) the new Gauze release is a CD only and I don’t have it but it sounds great, if a little more methodical than we’ve come to expect. I’ve yet to pick up the new Rata Negra lp and I really dig Colombian punks Unidad Idealogica, both on La Vida Es Un Mus.


Top new records released in 2021

1. Wolves In The Throne Room - Primordial Arcana
2. Bongzilla - Weedsconsin
3. UN / Coltsblood split 12”
4. Chvrches - Screen Violence
5. Darkthrone - Eternal Hails
6. John Carpenter - Lost Themes III
7. Rudimentary Peni - Great War
8. Night Marchers - Live At Bar Pink


Top reissues / old stuff

1. UN - The Tomb Of All Things
2. Plazma X - White Shadow 1986-1989
3. MNK Project
4. Xasthur - Hidden Lore demo
5. My Bloody Valentine - Isn’t Anything
6. My Bloody Valentine - m b v
7. Lost Years - Black Waves
8. United Mutation - Dark Self Image


Great records from 2019 that I somehow only heard this year

1. Tomb Mold - Planetary Clairvoyance
2. Blood Incantation - Hidden History Of The Human Race
3. Xoth - Interdimensional Invocations
4. Best Coast - Always Tomorrow




Monday, 20 December 2021

FIREBITE (full review at Screen Realm)

Firebite is an Australian vampire series created by Warwick Thornton and Brendan Fletcher  which is streaming in Australia on AMC (via Amazon) from 16 December. It’s a unique spin on the vampire myth which takes the creatures out of their traditionally cold, dark environs and places them in the hot, bright outback sunshine.

Vampires were transported to Australia in the hold of colonial ships, brought over by the British to deal with the Indigenous population. But in the two centuries since, they have been kept at bay by a solitary band of fierce Aboriginal vampire hunters known as Blood Hunters. Tyson (Rob Collins) fights the local vampire population in the small mining town of Opal City. He trained to be a Blood Hunter but was forced to stop before his training was complete. With the help of his adoptive daughter Shanika (Shantae Barnes-Cowan) they keep the numbers under control.


Read the full review at Screen Realm:


https://www.screenrealm.com/firebite-series-review-amazon-prime-australia/


IMDB: Firebite