Monday, 15 April 2019

THE CURSE OF THE WEEPING WOMAN aka THE CURSE OF LA LLORONA (full review at Screen Realm)

The Curse of the Weeping Woman (a.k.a. The Curse of La Llorona in the US) is the first feature from director Michael Chaves, and is the sixth entry in the Conjuring Universe.

James Wan’s The Conjuring was a surprisingly decent horror movie that cropped up back in 2013 to deliver some solid scares and genuine creeps, before descending into a bit of a stock monster runaround. It had some nicely effective sequences early on, and if not quite up to the hype it received, was nevertheless pretty good value for a mainstream MA15 horror flick. And lo, it spawned the inevitable sequel and several spinoffs (the Annabelle movies and The Nun, for those of you keeping track).

Which brings us to The Curse of the Weeping Woman. Set in 1970s Los Angeles, recently widowed Anna (Linda Cardellini) is trying to balance the pressures of raising her two children with the responsibilities of her job as a social worker. When a case she is working on ends in tragedy, Anna encounters the legend of La Llorona, a weeping ghost of Mexican folklore who kills children. La Llorona is a spectral apparition capable of interacting with the living world in a number of rather nasty ways. Naturally, the spook becomes attached to the kids and Anna must enlist the help of rogue ex-priest Rafael (Raymond Cruz) to stop the ghostly weeping woman.

Read the full review at Screen Realm:
https://screenrealm.com/the-curse-of-the-weeping-woman-la-llorona-movie-review/

IMDB: The Curse Of La Llorona

Tuesday, 9 April 2019

BURNING (BEONING) (full review at Screen Realm)

Burning is the sixth movie from Korean director Lee Chang-dong. It’s based on the short story Barn Burning by renowned Japanese author Haruki Murakami and taken from his short fiction collection, The Elephant Vanishes.

While out in the city one afternoon, Lee Jong-su (Ahi-in Yoo) bumps into childhood friend Hae-mi (Jeon Jong-seo) and the two quickly re-connect. When Hae-mi announces she is off travelling to Africa for several weeks, she asks him to look after her cat, Boil. When Hae-mi arrives home Lee Jong-su goes to pick her up from the airport, only to find she has met someone while travelling - the rich and sophisticated Ben (Steven Yeun). The exact nature of their relationship is not immediately clear to Lee Jong-su and so the three hang out together and gradually become friendly in what initially seems to be a strange love / friendship triangle.

Burning is one of those movies where if you know too much going in, your enjoyment will be sorely diminished. So it’s advisable to avoid the trailers because there is lot to unpack in terms of this plot and these characters that will no doubt generate much post-movie discussion.

Read the full review at Screen Realm:
https://screenrealm.com/burning-movie-review-south-korea/

IMDB: Burning

Tuesday, 2 April 2019

LOVE, DEATH AND ROBOTS (full review at Screen Realm)

Love, Death and Robots is an eighteen part (mostly) animated series streaming on Netflix, brought to us by executive producers David Fincher and Deadpool director Tim Miller. With their long gestating collaboration on Heavy Metal seemingly having run aground, Love, Death and Robots is the logical extension of ideas that would undoubtedly feel right at home on the pages of the legendary science fiction and fantasy magazine.

Love, Death and Robots is an anthology series with each self-contained episode showcasing both a brand new story and animation style. Although comparisons will be drawn, inevitably, to recent Netflix hit, Black Mirror, and obvious anthology heavyweights The Twilight Zone and The Outer Limits, it’s really only the surface level where Love, Death and Robots has anything in common. It does not feel obliged, as so many other genre anthologies are, to provide us with a twist. The shorts have, simply, a beginning, a middle and an end so if anything, Love, Death and Robots feels like it has more in common with literary anthologies than anything visual. Each episode is so distinct in its own right, as to liken it to a book of short stories. Which makes further sense when we realise sixteen of the episodes are indeed adapted from short fiction, with episodes based on tales from science fiction authors Alastair Reynolds, Peter F. Hamilton and Bubba Ho-Tep author Joe Lansdale.

Read the full review at Screen Realm:
https://screenrealm.com/love-death-and-robots-review-netflix/

IMDB: Love, Death And Robots

Friday, 29 March 2019

VELVET BUZZSAW (full review at Screen Realm)

Velvet Buzzsaw is Dan Gilroy’s third directorial effort and sees him reuniting with Nightcrawler alumni Jake Gyllenhaal and Rene Russo. Nightcrawler was a seedy, darkly comic delight, as Gyllenhaal trawled the streets of L.A. in search of salacious traffic accident material, with a script that spun his moral compass as if exposed to magnetism. In between, Gilroy wrote and directed Roman J. Israel, Esq. (with Denzel Washington) and co-wrote the screenplay for the hugely enjoyable Kong: Skull Island. So with such a diverse and enjoyable pedigree, it’s fair to say expectations were high for Velvet Buzzsaw’s Netflix debut.

Pompous art critic Morf Vandewalt’s (Jake Gyllenhaal) endorsements are highly sought after. He is a man with the power to make or break artists in the Los Angeles art world. So when Morph’s girlfriend Josephina (Zawe Ashton) comes to the aid of a dying man, Vetril Dease (Alan Mandell), and discovers a huge amount of artwork in his apartment, she shows it to Morph and her boss Rhodora Haze (Rene Russo) believing she has discovered a massive unknown talent. With the weight of Morph’s influence and Rhodora’s gallery behind it, Dease’s work sets the art world alight and becomes a huge success. Shortly after this success however, the owners of the paintings start to die under mysterious circumstances.

Read the full review at Screen Realm:
https://screenrealm.com/velvet-buzzsaw-movie-review-netflix/

IMDB: Velvet Buzzsaw

DREAM HOME (full article at Diabolique Magazine)

Home ownership is not a new subject for the movies. In horror, for example, the haunted house is one of the most well established and popular sub-genres. But there are precious few movies about the horror of actually buying a house. Most likely because people carping on about house prices is deathly boring to anyone in their right mind. However, Pang Ho-Cheung’s Dream Home (Wai dor lei ah yut ho, 2010) avoids the supernatural staples and fusty evening news economics and opts instead for a far more realistic and terrifying approach - the prospect of never owning a home at all. The slow build anxiety of being in your early 30s with family pressures, a lousy social life and a shit job, pressure cooking inside you until something has to blow. And in Dream Home’s case that’s Cheng Lai-sheung (Josie Ho) quietly blowing her stack and going on a bloody rampage.

Read the full article at Diabolique Magazine:
https://diaboliquemagazine.com/open-for-inspection-the-property-horror-of-dream-home/

IMDB: Dream Home

Wednesday, 30 January 2019

POLAR (full review at Screen Realm)

Netflix’s new action movie, Polar, is based on Victor Santos’ webcomic and graphic novel of the same name. Polar tells the story of professional contract killer Duncan Visla (Mads Mikkelsen) a.k.a. The Black Kaiser, who is fourteen days off retirement. Once retired, his pension will cost his former employer Mr Blut (Matt Lucas), $8 million, unless Blut’s gang of assassins kill Duncan first, to become the default beneficiary.

Polar is the first of two frosty Mads Mikkelsen movies this year, with Joe Penna’s superb tale of sub-zero survival, Arctic, set for release in February. Do not confuse the two however, as Arctic is a sublime high tension nailbiter, while Polar is… most definitely not.

Read the full review at Screen Realm:
https://screenrealm.com/polar-movie-review-netflix-mads-mikkelsen/
IMDB: Polar

Monday, 7 January 2019

2018 REVIEW

























Top 12 Movies of 2018

1. Mandy
Cosmatos and Cage proved a perfect match with a berserk tale of grief and revenge. Visually spectacular and continuing Cosmatos’ obsession with grotesque villains, outlandish weaponry and the 1980s. While it won’t be for everyone, Mandy has a bit more plot to chew on than Beyond The Black Rainbow and it rewards repeat viewing with its striking visuals and unsettling atmosphere.

2. Brawl in Cell Block 99
Released globally in 2017 but only making it to Australia in 2018, S. Craig Zahler’s swaggering prison flick stunned with its 70s anti-hero stylings, tough guy dialogue and unflinching brutality. It’s the perfect follow up to Bone Tomahawk, and utterly riveting in the slow build toward inevitable cataclysm. It’s also far, far better than its disappointing successor Dragged Across Concrete which got festival screenings this year.

3.  A Quiet Place
It takes considerable skill to create tension in a horror movie, but it’s another level of skill entirely to sustain that tension for the entire duration of a film. A Quiet Place demonstrates this ability with an almost implausible ease, creating a genuine nail biter around a simple yet irresistible concept, exceeding the hype in the process.

4. You Were Never Really Here
Lynne Ramsay’s grubby revenge picture is by turns, ugly and beautiful.  Very little violence is actually seen, yet such is Ramsay’s skill here, you walk out thinking you’ve seen far more brutality than you have. Joaquin Phoenix is fantastic as hired muscle on the trail of a missing girl and it’s another cracking entry in the resurgence of revenge movies over the last few years.

5. Euthanizer (Armomurhaaja)
Precisely as downbeat as you think movie about a pet euthanizer will be. Billed as a black comedy, it’s a classic case of a marketing department not knowing what to do with a film that does not sit comfortably within an established category. Yes, there is humour here, but it’s also a dark drama about bullying, loneliness and cruelty. Euthanizer wants us to consider our relationship with animals and asks some uncomfortable questions within that.  When you think it’s gone as dark as it will go, it goes darker, but it never feels exploitative.  However, Euthanizer is confronting, and I don’t recommend it if you’re feeling a bit fragile, but it’s still an excellent movie that deserves to find its audience in 2019.

6. The Night Comes For Us
Pure, distilled action insanity. Timo Tjahjanto belted out an inventive, brutal, action classic-in-waiting. If you pine for the days when John Woo was delivering stylishly violent set piece after set piece then look no further.  The Night Comes For Us is an action masterpiece and yeah I’m saying it, it’s better than The Raid.

7. The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs
The Coen Brothers’ western anthology comprises six unrelated frontier tales that nicely encapsulate everything that’s great about their filmography.  The deft comedy, the dark violence and the sublime dialogue - there is no one who writes dialogue better than the Coens on top form. The stories range from weird, to sinister, to idiosyncratic musical numbers, and yet they remind me of Ethan Coen’s short story anthology, Gates Of Eden, as much as anything. After the disappointment of Hail, Caesar!, The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs is a very welcome return to form.

8. American Animals
An innovatively told crime story concerning the attempted heist of valuable art books from a university library in 2004. Using actors and talking head footage of the people involved, American Animals succeeds in its unenviable task of mashing together drama and documentary, resulting in a hugely satisfying true crime film and cautionary tale against letting wild ideas get out of hand.

9. Ant-Man and the Wasp

A really great, fun sequel that doesn’t get too bogged down in the ongoing Avengers / MCU storyline and really benefits because of it. Ant-Man and the Wasp exists within that larger story, but has plenty of space to just do it’s own thing – which is more of the same fun capering we came to expect from the first movie. Ant-Man and the Wasp is also aided by its excellent cast, with great actors in smaller roles, including the surprising but very welcome addition of Hugh from The Detectorists (Divian Ladwa) as a truth serum wielding henchman. Great fun.

10. Arctic
Stranded on the Arctic tundra after his plane goes down, Mads Mikkelsen acts almost the entire movie on his own, in Joe Penna’s riveting wilderness survival tale. Another film that really manages to apply tension, but in an entirely different way from a horror movie.  It really puts you through the ringer.

11. Let The Corpses Tan
Cattet and Forzani’s most accessible movie is a sun bleached, leather creaking, speedometer cranking crime yarn that whittles down the numbers with double cross after double cross. A seedy peek at holiday resort euro-crime, that makes you feel hot and sweaty just from watching it.

12. Overlord
Overlord is not brain science, but then it never claims to be. What it does claim, is to pit a small band of Allied soldiers against a bunch monsters and evil nazi bastards, in the basement of a creepy old church. It’s silly and gory and historically ambivalent. But it delivers.


Honourable mentions


Suspiria
Still trying to formulate an opinion on this. It was waaay too long but there’s something about it that’s stuck with me, and I will definitely revisit it.

Paddington 2

Lacking the sheer surprise of the first movie, but a joyful heartwarmer nonetheless. Utterly impossible to dislike.

Isle Of Dogs

Wes Anderson’s futuristic,  Japanese, canine caper. Wonderfully animated and just the right amount of ‘strange’ to keep things interesting.

Mom and Dad

Another rampage movie from Crank co-director, Brian Taylor, with Nic Cage and Selma Blair trying to kill their kids. The best part is Cage listening to Reagan Youth in his basement!


Worst
Three Bilboards Outside Ebbing Missouri
Yeah that’s right, I was that one person that didn’t like it. I did not find the dark humour remotely amusing and there was a mean streak running throughout that left a bad taste. McDormand and the rest were great of course, but they couldn’t save this ugly movie.